What Rock Star Are You: Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, or Gene Simmons?

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1. What drunken “bad decision” sounds most like you?

Sex with an ex.
Let’s just say it involves broken furniture.
Interrupting the best man’s speech.

2. When the sommelier asks what you like, what do you say? (a) (b) (c)

Something red, deep, with a long finish.
Something jammy or smoky or floral, depending on your mood. But always something interesting.
Got any Scotch?

3. Growing up, you wanted to be?

A rock star, duh!
A hockey player.
A writer.

4. Your personal style in a few words?

Mismatched pocket squares and impeccably tailored (and slim-fitting) Italian suits.
Nearly non-existent. Clothes definitely do not make the man.
Motorcycle boots, beat-up jeans, shirts that smell like smoke.

5. The entire table needs to agree on a table. You get your way…

Almost never. But you always second-guess yourself anyway.
Almost always. You make an airtight case for why yours is by far the best.
Always. The way you slap down the wine list implies it’s not up for discussion.

6. You’re on a road trip with your lover. Your ideal hotel room…

Can be found inside a sleek new hotel, complete with dizzying views (20th floor or higher) and a hot, hot lobby bar.
Is a cork’s throw from a dive bar serving stiff drinks.
Is private, with lots of history and personality.

7. And once you’ve checked in, what do you uncork?

An aged tawny port.
Champagne. You pop the cork out of the window, and you don’t mind if some bubbly gets on the sheets…
A rugged red, with leather and licorice notes, like a heavy Shiraz.

8. Best party you’ve ever been to?

A get-together to watch a prize fight.
The wedding reception where you met The One That Got Away.
Your infamous birthday blow-out, which happens every year.

9. Favorite memory from college?

The trip to Amsterdam, where you had many intense coffee shop discussions.
Hazing pledges at your fraternity.
Receiving all the glory after a big game or concert. You were always being called the MVP or “next big thing.”

10. The wine you’re served is not up to snuff. What do you do?

Ask for a new one – and charm the server into giving your entire table free dessert.
Push the glass away so hard, some of it spills.
Sigh, but choke it down.

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