Rebel Reds Wine Club

Rebels With a Cause!

You’re finally tired of the wining and dining — and now you’re ready to go all the way. You’re past the pleasantries and beyond the foreplay; your whistle is wet and your mouth is salivating. In other words, it’s time for some action. If you’re a born rebel and passion is your calling-card, then get ready to be walloped with some voluptuous, sexy, robust, tempestuous reds. Prepare your palate for the ride of a lifetime!

Jump in the sack with our Rebel Reds Club, which we created with you in mind. The Rebel Reds Wine Club specializes in collectible, top-quality red wines from around the globe. This is premium booty, honey; members (a.k.a. winos) receive wines that can be enjoyed today, cellared as a collectible or saved for future enjoyment. (But you already know how I feel about delayed gratification…)

We consider wines from around the world that are highly recommended by Wine Advocate (in other words, my neighbor), Wine Spectator (my “dry” sister), Tanzer (my hairdresser), and Connoisseur (my waxologist Lana), along with our own under-the-radar boutique wineries we’re certain you will enjoy.

Our panel of wine experts (a.k.a. me, myself and I) will taste each selection to compare notes with the wine critics. If our findings agree, we will include these treasures in the Rebel Reds Club. We’re able to receive larger allocations of highly rated wines due to our buying power. Okay, it’s more like pillaging and looting, but we do it for you! 2 Reds – Join Now $49.95

Seeing Red? Want Whites instead? Wine Biatch…nah just teasing! You would enjoy our White Booty Club.
Living on the edge of White, but want to ease yourself into Reds? The you should try  The Wine Warrior Club which is 1 White / 1 Red.